Besides the tuck and roll I have a new soreness, it's called the VELOCIRAPTOR!!
Aka the Raptor is when your tendons and muscles are SO tight in your arms that you can't fully extend them and they are permanently bent. So when you walk around your upper arms stay glued to your body and your forearms...yeah they just kinda stick out and stay there.
So when you're at work, preferably at a nightclub full of drunken annoying idiots, and you're running back and forth through the crown pissed off as all hell because the 20 year old that has a table using her sister's ID getting a comped bottle, wants a glass of water because god forbid she pays $4.00 for a bottle of Voss, and you're trying to hurry angry at the world but you have no mobility of your arms...you kinda end up looking like a raptor! Think about it
Thank you Land Before Time for my inspiration.
Aka the Raptor is when your tendons and muscles are SO tight in your arms that you can't fully extend them and they are permanently bent. So when you walk around your upper arms stay glued to your body and your forearms...yeah they just kinda stick out and stay there.
So when you're at work, preferably at a nightclub full of drunken annoying idiots, and you're running back and forth through the crown pissed off as all hell because the 20 year old that has a table using her sister's ID getting a comped bottle, wants a glass of water because god forbid she pays $4.00 for a bottle of Voss, and you're trying to hurry angry at the world but you have no mobility of your arms...you kinda end up looking like a raptor! Think about it
Thank you Land Before Time for my inspiration.
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