I Blow Bruno Everyday

Haha...it's not what you think..dirty minds. For those of you who don't know, my car has a name, Bruno the Benz. I blow Bruno everyday now...for an entire year as a matter of fact..
You think you're having a bad day? Read this...then tell me how bad your day really is.

• got pulled over for a DUI
• Sat in the holding cell for 8 hours in a short mini dress freezing my ass off trying to ignore the gynormous native american lady hovering over and on top of the toilet
• got realeased, picked up by my lovely ex boyfriend, go figure
  
• found a lawyer, paid my lawyer $2500
• got my license suspended for a month, i still drove, what? I didn't know they already suspened it, MDV doesn't understand the point of communicating
  
• got a restricted license for 2 months, you really think I only drove to work and school?
  
• went to court, charged $2000 in fines
• spent 24 hours in jail, i drugged myself with benedryl and nyquil so i barely remember
• didn't eat for 36 hours because I got sick before jail then went to jail and refused to eat the hungryman microwave dinner
• made C drive me straight to the gas station when she picked me up so I could get 2 doughnuts, don't ask
  
• got even sicker, came down with walking pneumonia
  
• enrolled in alcohol class (another $100) 2 hours a week, $20 every week until September
• sit in class listening to why people are addicted to Meth and how you have to "channel your addictions and aggression" to a more positive energy source
• got my license suspended again, lovely, lawyer didn't tell me this
• went to driving school ($100) for 8 hours on a saturday morning right after work, sat on the corner of shea and scottsdale road listing what errors each driver is making, then sat in a rotting room, literally there was mold on the ceiling boards
  
• had to wait til monday to get interlock installed on poor Bruno, thanks to everyone who picked and dropped me off during that time period
  
• drove to Mesa on a suspended license, got interlock installed ($90) and ($90 a month for an entire year)
  
• watched a movie on how to "blow" correctly
• drove to the MDV, re-instated my license ($75)
• got an official interlock ignition symbol on my fabulous Arizona license
• I BLOW Bruno everytime I start my car...I even blow him randomly to do running test, you know, just incase I decide to get sloshed while I'm driving

Yeah, I got a DUI...freaking sucks but what do you do? So, tell me how horrible your day is after you've read this. It's not so bad is it? Haha. Gotta love Arizona laws. You can be messed up on perscription drugs and get a DUI.
My advice? DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. DUI's SUCK BALLS!!!